You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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