dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
there's paper in my vomit.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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