You really coming over, don't trick.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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