The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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