3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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