yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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