this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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