just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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