Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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