Your tits are I can't wait for
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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