So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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