If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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