? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
