is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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