Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I would fuck him just for his dog
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
please don't ironically join a cult
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