I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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