My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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