Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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