I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize