And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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