In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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