Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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