Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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