One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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