You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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