I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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