we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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