We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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