apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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