I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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