No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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