Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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