Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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