Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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