I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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