i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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