would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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