Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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