So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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