Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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