He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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