I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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