My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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