If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I am mentally ready for anal.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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