Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
