Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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