Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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