i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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