Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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