sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she smelled like a LAN party
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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