I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He had one of those small greek statue penises
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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