why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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