is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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