are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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